By Todd St. Pierre.
Pulling Habits Out of Rats
I’m no genie or Houdini,
I’m The Famous Rob Kabob.
Hocus-pocus I must focus,
I must think to do my job.
First I get in this position,
While the rat sits very still.
I’m part Shrink and part Magician,
And it takes a secret skill.
People ask, "Rob what’s your job?"
But they figure I am joking,
When I tell them I help rats
To stop drinking and stop smoking.
Some rats are such nail-biters,
Still others tend to overeat.
I wave my magic wand 3 times,
And PRESTO my work is complete.
I no longer miss my old job,
Pulling RABBITS out of HATS.
I’m The Famous Rob Kabob,
I pull HABITS out of RATS!
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8 comments:
That's awesome! You have a real gift. : )
hehehe, I'll read that to my rat - Daisy!
Cute poem! I used to have a neurotic but lovable rat!
that's fun! Love the art.
Clever and fun. Love the illustration. HMMM so dedicated to his cause.
Catherine Basten
Such a cleverly rhymed humor piece here... Excellent job T-M! Gifted indeed!
I agree, very nice!
I love the poem and the illustration!
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