Have You Seen my Poopasaurus?

This Blog features children's poems from the book "A Woolly Mammoth on Amelia Street: Read Aloud Poems4Kids." By: Todd St. Pierre.

It was also feature NEW selections from the forthcoming book "Put the People in a Zoo & Set the Animals Free: Read Aloud Poems4Kids."

Not all of these word-concoctions are GROSS... but... Todd confesses... he loves creating the earwax and booger poems most of all!!!

ENJOY!

For a variety of Todd's current projects & works-in-progress visit AuthorsDen.com/Todd or www.LouisianaBoy.com



Have You Seen my Poopasaurus?


Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
Oh she poops in great big piles.
She’s a prehistoric creature,
And her poop goes on for miles!

Can you help me to locate her?
Though your nose won’t like it much,
If you see her please remember,
You can look but do not touch!

Do not touch my Poopasaurus,
Or she may just poop on you.
She escaped me just this morning,
When I took her out to poo.

Have you seen my Poopasaurus?
She’s the only pet I’ve got.
She’s cute and kind, but keep in mind…

She poops an awful lot!



Author's Note:

Some grown-ups absolutely HATE This poem
& that is why you must read it out loud & learn it by heart!!!



Toe-Jam

Benjamin bites his toenails,
And he really loves the taste!
This is his only pastime,
He chews and spits in haste!
With his tongue, young Benjamin,
Licks loose the black slime paste!
He takes his time to make sure,
No toe-jam goes to waste!

So Ben, how does it taste?